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. Guide to escape with Chinese characteristics, earthquake: Earthquake escape is apt mention white blind, hear to me: the earthquake, and to hang with the citizen emblem of the building sprinted to ensure namely you die (2) meet a professor talk almost bishop vices ; encountered wealthy, on human care; face behind, to talk almost web value situation, met senior, on kidney feature; ugly face, talk about elapse rivers and lakes; experience charm, adore to talk about grief; encountered a recluse to talk about man Huan Women love; met otaku talk forum; encounter se wolf, about pity silence; met Obama, talking about adore because sovereignty; met Kim Jong Il, insist on talking about the revolution; encounter the living, to talk about stability and consensus; circumstance to the dead, to talk about harmony and stability (3) We do not feel happy, for we not pursue 4. A woman's tears flow in mattress, extra than in anyone 1 location. Man lying in bed talking, than in anyone an location extra. (Zhang Xiaoxian) 5. There are three things people can not hide: coughing, penury and love, you ambition to conceal, merely trying to hide something. There are three entities people ought not be squandered: the body, money and love, you want to splurge, merely worth the bougie. There are three things folk can not stay: the life, time and love, you ambition to linger, but lopsided. There are three things you should remember: the calamity, necrosis and love, you would like to recollection, but miserable. 6. And it tell you the decree, it and you say politics; you and it is politics, public attitude about it and you; you and it is about public opinion, it and you bullying; you and it bullying, and acquaint you it valid. 7 real afflict, not an can share with you ------ you can merely put it from one shoulder, different for your shoulders. 8.Don 't try so hard, the best things come while you least expect them to. Do not worry, the best period always arise in the maximum casual. 9 Forum rules: 1, Mo to talk about happenings of state, because talk is needless and may even have lost even the position; 2, Mo on the non-people, because people will slander their character down to lower than the additional; 3, Mo on own, I do not want to chance the talk of too becoming the talk of absence of chief; 4, MO selling, web positions are the rich people of this nice and generous needy, mean the former, the latter had no money; 5, Mo foam loveliness, chiefly a lot of looks favor the beauty of the people are men. 10 person unhappiness is the only cause he did not know how to stay in the chamber voicelessly. (Pascal) 11. A sign of a successful man: 3 annuals antique, not wet his jeans; 5 years old, competent to fared himself; 18-year-old can drive yourself; 20 years of old, sex; 30 years old, the wealthy; 40 years old, the rich ; 50 years old, the rich; 60 years old, sexual life; 70 years old, capable to drive yourself; 80 years old, capable to fared himself; 90 years old, not wet his pants. Hey, life is a wheel of ... ah ... 12 interview the metropolis manager: What qualifications? Not completed basic educate. A fight it? Routine. A nefarious log it? Just all over. Physical it? Foot can be hit over hawkers tricycle. Ganqiang people anything? This is my strength, take your own with the same. Old man bold to fight it? Side trays, Andie is maimed at I the. You pass the exam, and our city managers need people like you! Ask how to do one event? Say that they are temporary workmen. 13: , becomes a villain. 15: . . We use milk abrasive to exterminate 00 behind 90 after exam eradicate, exterminate 80 prices, unemployment exterminate 70, the city manager after 60 exterminate, exterminate laid off after 50, 40, after the demolition exterminate, devastate health concern reform out after 30. Diansha left? 17 the following words, I feel irony: In the quondam we desperately to study English is to comprehend the West,galleribergman.com, is now hard to learn English is to understand China 18 early in the morning sitting in the company of my colleagues converge to drive, so when the ruddy light next to the stop a Cayenne, is a beauty, a sight aiming down the window, quite confident colleague said: fair the green light, we sprinkle duck ran away, I penetrated Cayenne foot oil caught up, put down the window, punch we shouted: morning classes have seen what so matron, speak! 19. A marquis to help his wife purchase underwear, because did not help his wife bought, so I do not know which one to buy size! With the clerk pulled a long time, the staff had to take the fruit to describe. Clerk: papaya? ! President: no! no! Clerk: Apple? ! President: No, no! Clerk: wax? ! President: Another small point! Clerk: eggs? ! President is amused to say: Yes! Yes! Clerk rotated to elect up, who suddenly exclaimed: Miss Wait a minute! Is fried Oh! 20. There are some things we forever do not understand; some people, we all surmise; some said, we always achieve assorted; some reason, we always can not figure out; some threshold, but we always across; some injuries, we always remedy; some days, we always slumber; some, we always can not go; some love, we always tell; some love, we always get. ------ Life Ten muddled